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Too Busy Being American in Italy

Too Busy Being American in Italy

So Here’s My Neuropsych Eval and a List of Potentially Humiliating Lists

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BUONGIORNO, RAGAZZI!

I’m working in Italy this month and haven’t had time to write anything for the Substack this week. So I thought perhaps you’d enjoy reading my neuropsych evaluation from when I was 28. (Scroll down.)

And then I thought another lazy thing I could do is make a LIST. But a list of what? Hmmm… Paid subscribers, please leave a comment and vote for which list I should actually write. Then I’ll write the most popular list and the least popular list.

Grazie a tutti….

xo

Ottessa


LIST OF LISTS

1-Everyone I’ve called on the telephone in the last month.

2-Favorite television talk shows versus favorite cartoon shows from the 1980’s.

3-Reasons I’ve blocked people on my phone and email.

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